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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>i believe in nothing but the beating of our hearts.

if you’re here, thanks.

i don’t honestly believe anyone will come to this tumblelog, but it will still serve as an outlet for my horribly materialistic aspirations. 

some info:
i don’t like mean people.

uncleanliness is ghastly.

i like short sentences with less popular words.

i love deeply, and with no regard to my emotional well-being.

i struggle with an ugly, caustic, disillusioned BEAST that lives in my subconscious and heart.

i’m getting better at telling her to shut the fuck up.</description><title>malursy</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @malursy)</generator><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Oh wow, you're up early!"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlylolgifs.net/post/47910221321/oh-wow-youre-up-early" target="_blank"&gt;onlylolgifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lou4fq3dr71qgxqns.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Who said I slept?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/49583460407</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/49583460407</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 05:36:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is all that’s on the agenda today… HAPPY SPRING...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49fe05815468da3c3db50d2e9fe415d6/tumblr_mkdicoBA4F1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is all that’s on the agenda today… HAPPY SPRING HOLIDAY!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/46504605332</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/46504605332</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:48:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I got the nicest residents in the whooooole world. :)
 (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblmciaAqd1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I got the nicest residents in the whooooole world. :)&lt;br/&gt;
 (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/33195757186</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/33195757186</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:53:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s Professor McGonagall’s birthday!! :D (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbg5su8cFG1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s Professor McGonagall’s birthday!! :D (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32974595568</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32974595568</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:07:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve probably been posting too many pictures of too-sexy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb38bgRA51qzw0xqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve probably been posting too many pictures of too-sexy men… so here’s a picture of Colonel Meow, who I also love. For different reasons obviously. :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32794317577</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32794317577</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 02:24:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Like… I seriously can’t handle how completely...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbaxu6VweL1qcm1w4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like… I seriously can’t handle how completely attractive he is. IN ALL THE ASPECTS. D:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32794012992</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32794012992</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 02:10:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I just… love how crinkly he is when he smiles. ^_^</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4bdsfT7U1rh7mvno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just… love how crinkly he is when he smiles. ^_^&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32685549783</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32685549783</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 15:36:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>SO MUCH CROTCH 0.0</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seerofsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/23656086042/i-have-come-to-the-conclusion-that-tom-hiddleston" target="_blank"&gt;seerofsarcasm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have come to the conclusion that Tom Hiddleston either packs or has a horse dick.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I MEAN LOOK AT THIS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ieidDrZj1qbvyqd.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At first I thought it was just the pants but it’s &lt;em&gt;everywhere, in every pair of pants&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iejnh7eu1qbvyqd.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iel7icma1qbvyqd.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Guys help I can’t escape&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ieluQs0J1qbvyqd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT EVEN FUCKING MOVES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ienaWV1S1qbvyqd.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jesus take the wheel I can’t stop&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ienqfEHk1qbvyqd.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I JUST CAN’T STOP STARING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ievrjZzM1qbvyqd.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;This is how Loki controls all of his subject.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32465582456</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32465582456</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2012 12:59:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Been reflecting on some Shakespeare recently… :) and I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0q57WTpI1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Been reflecting on some Shakespeare recently… :) and I like this picture.&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;h3&gt;SONNET 57&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Being your slave, what should I do but tend &lt;br/&gt;Upon the hours and times of your desire? &lt;br/&gt;I have no precious time* at all to spend, &lt;br/&gt;Nor services to do, till you require. &lt;br/&gt;Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour&lt;br/&gt;Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,&lt;br/&gt;Nor think the bitterness of absence sour &lt;br/&gt;When you have bid your servant once adieu; &lt;br/&gt;Nor dare I question with my jealous thought &lt;br/&gt;Where you may be, or your affairs suppose, &lt;br/&gt;But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought&lt;br/&gt;Save, where you are how happy you make those.&lt;br/&gt;   So true a fool is love that in your will,&lt;br/&gt;   Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32400034899</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/32400034899</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:05:31 -0500</pubDate><category>englishliterature</category></item><item><title>fundatory:

The first thing that happens when I walk into my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sprur3Uz1rvcy9wo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fundatory.tumblr.com/post/25344014046/the-first-thing-that-happens-when-i-walk-into-my" target="_blank"&gt;fundatory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The first thing that happens when I walk into my private RA room after a long hard day of RA activities…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/26424981136</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/26424981136</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 11:16:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I swear I get teary-eyed every time I see them together…...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21g2mWG1P1r0v7ruo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21g2mWG1P1r0v7ruo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I swear I get teary-eyed every time I see them together… DX&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/22181553312</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/22181553312</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 01:54:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This rambling bunch of thoughts has arisen from the release of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i1mmJtXa1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This rambling bunch of thoughts has arisen from the release of that demeaning movie “Project X”. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It disgusts me. Why is it okay, and even encouraged, for youth to be so materialistic and shallow and reckless? Shows like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom, hell, EVERYTHING on MTV seem to promote nothing good. I have yet to find any redeeming quality on anything that MTV shows. And I hate the celebrity bullshit.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Why do people want me to care about what Beyonce names her kid or who those despicable Kardashians marry?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why does it have to be more impressive that you can blackout at a party rather than read a classic book?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or am I just being a snobbish bitch for wanting people to be more intellectual and less rude/gross/stupid?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just stuff that’s been muddling about in my brain recently… and it’s much more intense there. This stuff legitimately pisses me off. I wish I didn’t care so much about how other people act. -_-&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/18890056377</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/18890056377</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 23:23:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This light post is dedicated to you, lovely lady.My friend Sumer...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lychw9fBhm1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This light post is dedicated to you, lovely lady.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My friend Sumer is in the midst of a rigorous workout routine/life-change. And I get to help! I’m probably one of the worst choices for support though, because I’m in the same “fit” category as an old woman in line for gastric bypass surgery so the fat-camp will accept her and help her lose the rest of the weight. If that makes sense. I’m in baaaad shape. But I’ll do what I can to help my lady-friend because her happiness is HIGH on my list of priorities. and I do agree with her. The body is a temple, it’s the only one you get, treat it like a friend, etc. But anyway! Keep up the fantastic work Sumer! Save me a bucket of sweat? I bet there’s someone who would pay good money for hot-girl sweat. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A good thing, I suppose(?), is that her wanting to be better is making me want to be a better person. Usually that means emotionally, but this time it’s encroaching on my physical self-image. Ugh. I suppose this means I start taking the stairs more. I reason that if she’s going to live longer, I ought to be there to live longer with her. We gotta try to die at the same time, okay love? Even if it is half way around the world. I hope they figure out teleporting by the time I’m an actual adult. Traveling from London/Sweden to midwest America will get old very quickly.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I don’t like that we aren’t skyping. But I’m basically dying from busy right now, so I can hold out a while longer. At least there’s typing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I love that you’re in a foreign country and you stay home at night and read Harry Potter. That’s exactly what I would be doing ‘twere I over there. and I’m SO glad you’re reading them. YOU’LL GET ALL OF MY REFERENCES TO IT NOW AND I WON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I really am so proud of you for pushing yourself so diligently. I know how much you hate having to get back on the exercise horse, so the fact that you’re still excited is a great indicator of how successful I KNOW you’ll be. :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH! I put this picture on here, because I never saw it in your albums before, and it’s gorgeous. Just a reminder that you are an amazing person Sumer, and that I love you no matter what shape you are or aren’t.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;9 May is so far away.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/16457511324</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/16457511324</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:21:45 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Well I’m convinced. :DNot really though.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/s7QXhGLZW00?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well I’m convinced. :D&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Not really though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/15676827949</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/15676827949</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:56:51 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Love this girl. LOVE THIS SWEATER! :D</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwjivy4tM1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love this girl. LOVE THIS SWEATER! :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/13932068152</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/13932068152</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:28:07 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>fyeahraraccoon:

My lockout face.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdj6gvoeH1qdjvh3o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdj6gvoeH1qdjvh3o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyeahraraccoon.tumblr.com/post/11362998858/my-lockout-face" target="_blank"&gt;fyeahraraccoon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My lockout face.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/13349943752</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/13349943752</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 09:39:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>So awesome! :D</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1lLkEH7vuK0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So awesome! :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12826511900</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12826511900</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 23:51:37 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My life has a fucking Instagram filter! - thank you Kelsey...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lud74vABsD1qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My life has a fucking Instagram filter! - thank you Kelsey Outlaw XD&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12530524126</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12530524126</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 17:12:31 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>hitrecordjoe:

IGNITION (REMIX) by R. Kelly
Last hitRECord show...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cg4rs3m2uoA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com/post/12514650455/ignition-remix-by-r-kelly-last-hitrecord-show" target="_blank"&gt;hitrecordjoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;IGNITION (REMIX) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;by&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; R. Kelly&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last hitRECord show of the year!  We did thirteen of them in three countries in 2011.  Imagine what we’ll be able to do if/when I get a moment when I’m not doing other (awesome) jobs full-time.  Thanks to &lt;a href="http://jaredgeller.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Jared&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://themadeshop.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Marke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://hitrecord.org/users/Dr.+Gory" target="_blank"&gt;Gory&lt;/a&gt;, and everybody else making these shows happen.  Thanks to everyone at OSU, y’all were great.  And thanks to everybody hitting RECord at the movies…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thanks again &lt;3 &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://imgoingtodrinkmymugoftea.tumblr.com/post/12495686770" target="_blank"&gt;imgoingtodrinkmymugoftea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;and sure, i’ll leave the SNL gif in the description, why not.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lublfdWBh31qlxoa6.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12515010594</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12515010594</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:14:29 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Vegetarian line at Blair Shannon! :D</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqxf6TQd71qzw0xqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vegetarian line at Blair Shannon! :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12006893679</link><guid>http://malursy.tumblr.com/post/12006893679</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:35:30 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
